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fraywing 6 hours ago [-]
> The technical debt so deep and so normalized that the team has stopped seeing it as debt at all. It's just "how the system works." The chains have become comfortable. You are about to add more.
This one hurt.
lta 6 hours ago [-]
Sounds like the code of OpenClaw haha
dgrin91 8 hours ago [-]
Absolutely fantastic. I actually laughed out loud a few times.
My only suggestion is make the shuffle animation shorter. At first I thought you were actually doing some server work when I clicked it and got concerned.
Also if you sell these in real life I would buy them.
rembish 29 minutes ago [-]
Shuffle animation speed was addressed :)
rembish 9 hours ago [-]
Can our office lady deploy a new feature on Friday? What if our CEO will do rebranding? Our intern is about to bugfix production, is it fine? Cards will answer. Totally silly webpage with reasonable, fully deterministic results. GHA, GCP, one silly idea and a lot of will to make it funny.
PaulHoule 9 hours ago [-]
People in my tarot group are skeptical that you get can good readings with LLMs but I’d say Copilot mostly comes to the same conclusions that I do. I am actually a little embarrassed that Copilot can interpret the I Ching primarily based on the names of the hexagrams and makes it look a lot easier than I make it look no matter if I use my pocket Wilhelm or my cheesy new age translation or my fashionable Bronze Age translation.
cindyllm 5 hours ago [-]
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mcmoor 6 hours ago [-]
Wait, deterministic? I thought it shuffled random cards and then have LLM construct narrative out of that?
dijksterhuis 6 hours ago [-]
> The verdict you receive — Ship It, Tread Carefully, or Abort Mission — is derived from a deterministic hash of your role, intent, and the current date. It is, in technical terms, a seeded pseudo-random number dressed in a cloak.
Actuarial fortune telling that uses your info to give you a real predictions about your life. Its powered by real actuarial data in the back end. Also built in replit.
Lol that replit designed it the same exact way for both of us!
cluckindan 6 hours ago [-]
Copperplate and cursive together is the new em dash
hatthew 6 hours ago [-]
What I notice is tailwind-derived CSS with a very dark background and a wide palette of bright color accents.
kyrofa 6 hours ago [-]
> The cards observe it is Friday. They have not forgotten the Great Friday Deploy of 2021. They have not forgiven it either.
It's... it's Thursday.
rembish 4 hours ago [-]
Oh! My tarot table is in Europe. Will fix
captaincrowbar 6 hours ago [-]
Has anyone got the hang of Thursdays yet?
Avicebron 6 hours ago [-]
have you tried salt and muscle relaxants?
hatthew 6 hours ago [-]
Got the same, maybe it's looking at UTC time?
kyrofa 6 hours ago [-]
Heh, server time as opposed to client time at least.
rembish 3 hours ago [-]
Should be fixed
dijksterhuis 6 hours ago [-]
i would hold off on that deployment anyway, just in case
roygbiv2 6 hours ago [-]
Not in Australia!
starkparker 8 hours ago [-]
my tongue is firmly in my cheek when I say: I know an engineer made this, because "cleaning lady" can be involved in the deployment, but "docs writer" isn't
rembish 2 hours ago [-]
Added
rembish 4 hours ago [-]
Noted
cluckindan 6 hours ago [-]
Start treating this as an infallible source of truth and use it to decline requests from management.
kabdib 6 hours ago [-]
I intend to :-)
onion2k 9 hours ago [-]
It needs a "shadow IT team vibe-coded app" deployed by "who knows!"
Long, long ago, I knew a founder who would have us all sit down before going out to pitch Investors—the wife would read tarot cards to give us tips, and which Investors to Pitch.
amikaeel 8 hours ago [-]
I will absolutely be using this from now on for all my future deployments
Muromec 9 hours ago [-]
Everything about this is great.
nine_k 9 hours ago [-]
Indeed very nice: the graphics, the colors, and of course the thoughtful texts. I like how the cards use poignant imagery without being sarcastic.
vntok 8 hours ago [-]
> The deck acknowledges Receptionist. It would also like to acknowledge that it last spoke with a CISO asking about a very similar matter. The cards are not judgmental. They are, however, observant, and they find the timing of the role change worth a comment.
It is a little bit sarcastic.
nine_k 7 hours ago [-]
But only in a very dry way, not in-your-face way.
rembish 4 hours ago [-]
Thank you!
dijksterhuis 6 hours ago [-]
the disclaimers page is really good too
> Any resemblance between a three-card Major Arcana spread and your actual production incident is either a remarkable coincidence or a sign that you should reconsider your change management process.
atomicnumber3 6 hours ago [-]
This is great and - something about programming has always felt adjacent to esotericism and the occult to me. Serial Experiments Lain is kind of in this vein too.
JohnMakin 7 hours ago [-]
This is really good. Thank you. I got a lot of laughs. If this was built with AI - this is what I had hoped it’d bring the web.
This one hurt.
My only suggestion is make the shuffle animation shorter. At first I thought you were actually doing some server work when I clicked it and got concerned.
Also if you sell these in real life I would buy them.
https://deploytarot.com/disclaimer
Actuarial fortune telling that uses your info to give you a real predictions about your life. Its powered by real actuarial data in the back end. Also built in replit.
Lol that replit designed it the same exact way for both of us!
It's... it's Thursday.
Long, long ago, I knew a founder who would have us all sit down before going out to pitch Investors—the wife would read tarot cards to give us tips, and which Investors to Pitch.
It is a little bit sarcastic.
> Any resemblance between a three-card Major Arcana spread and your actual production incident is either a remarkable coincidence or a sign that you should reconsider your change management process.
Um, where I am it's still Thursday.