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mindslight 2 hours ago [-]
It's going to be great when people realize these are an avenue for protest that can't be whitewashed by "AI" the way online forums can. I wouldn't be surprised if cash usage goes up.
xvxvx 18 hours ago [-]
Can’t remember the last time I used cash, let alone a dollar bill. I assume people will be using them to do cocaine or throwing at strippers.
JohnFen 18 hours ago [-]
I use cash for my routine purchases. I wonder how annoyed the bank will be with me when I go in to swap these bills for ones that he hasn't defiled?
k310 18 hours ago [-]
Makes sense.
It's always worth less than its face value.
It folds.
It has a Masonic sign on the back
claiming a New World Order, and
with a panopticon eye.
> Last month, Trump was given the “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful, Clean Coal” award by a number of mining executives at the White House. In December, Trump was given the Fifa peace prize, an award that was made up and presented to him for promoting “peace and unity” around the world.
If this was the script for a political satire it’d be rejected for being too silly.
emchammer 3 hours ago [-]
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Donald Doctor President Trump, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the American Empire in America in General and Washington in Particular
megamike 18 hours ago [-]
why?
rsynnott 11 hours ago [-]
Look, if it’s good enough for North Korea…
cosmicgadget 18 hours ago [-]
Same reason as renaming the Kennedy Center. Narcissism.
krapp 18 hours ago [-]
“There is no more powerful way to recognize the historic achievements of our great country and President Donald J. Trump than U.S. dollar bills bearing his name, and it is only appropriate that this historic currency be issued at the semiquincentennial,”
It's fascist propaganda, aggrandizing the Great Leader. Don't worry about it, though. American dollars won't be good for anything more than burning before long.
Seriously, how is anyone, even the people who voted him, watching this nonsense and going “oh, yeah, that’s perfectly normal and not at all senile”?
I mean, look at this, they’re giving him fake awards now: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/26/trump-mike-j...
> Last month, Trump was given the “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful, Clean Coal” award by a number of mining executives at the White House. In December, Trump was given the Fifa peace prize, an award that was made up and presented to him for promoting “peace and unity” around the world.
If this was the script for a political satire it’d be rejected for being too silly.